Aesthete

An Aesthetic Assesment

And the best male cry of 2011 goes to…

No one Brow should have all that Power
Apparently Power Brows are IN
Eh/PASS (barely)

No one Brow should have all that Power

Apparently Power Brows are IN

Eh/PASS (barely)

Take-out MENu

Hit-lists have been done away with. These days, agendas have been replaced with a “take-out menu.” 

Fox News has become a delicatessen, serving delicious dish. Their recent addition to the menu featured a new special, “Cop Killer Common”. His visit to the whitehouse sparked flames in Fox’s Hell kitchen. 

Jack in the Box Crack

Jack took a shot at Donald Trump in his newest commercial. He says, “he’s running for President.” #subliminal

PASS 

Babyphat sold at WalMart? 

Babyphat sold at WalMart? 

Red Lockster
PASS

Red Lockster

PASS

Come Again?

A new doll that encourages young girls to breastfeed…

FAIL

On Demand

HBO, Starz, and other tv services aren’t the only special features that offer On Demand. Apparently, relationships have this feature too. It’s a new addition to the same old package. 

#ifyoumarryme, a recent trending topic on twitter opened a can of gummyworms. 

#ifyoumarryme i’m yours. Until then, this isn’t Starz and you can’t have it On Demand. 

- #truth.